Monday, February 7, 2011@ 8:15 PM
Sincerely I aint shit.
Just so yall know, i'm typing this as i eat my grilled chicken and sip my Minute Maid Tropical Month. Happy Black History Month.
Oh, and just in case yall wondering how i'm doing, i'm great. Everythings good on my side of the world. Hope all is well wherever you are, too.
But, let me tell you. Today, i drove my nephew downtown to one of the malls out here. Now, everything was good up until we were driving back. This lil nigga 13, tellin ME how to drive, b. And all the while we arguing, i fuck around and sideswipe a parked car, taking off the side mirror. Yo, i aint never felt like such a fucking thug in my life, nahmsaying. I felt like i just did a serious hit and run on that bitch. I didnt even turn around and see what kind of damage i did. I just kept it pushing, my nigga. My heart was racing and everything, yo. LOL This is my first accident driving though. And i aint even gone tell my sister because the mirror on that side already missing, so its not like shell ever know unless one of us tells her. My adrenaline was on a hunnid thousand gazillion. Not even lying. But yo, i knew i wasnt shit when i said ...'well, shit happens.' And kept driving.
So i get home, and my sister & I start talking about her second babydaddies family. I go 'damn, i hope dahlilah doesnt look like her grandma when she grows up. And I then go off to recite some Biggie real quick 'Fat, Black, and Ugly as ever' Because the bitch is huge and ugly. Now, my sister goes off to tell me how my nieces grandma tricked her husband into marrying her. Before they got married she was pregnant, but it wasnt his. But she told him it was so they could get married. Mind you, her son is lightskin with babyblue eyes. And both of them niggas black as tar. Poor Fred, he aint even have any type of clue. She treats him like shit. He cant do shit without her telling him what to do. And then my sister goes on to tell me that one of her sons had his babymoms living in the crib with them, but she had cheated on him and this nigga packed up all her shit and told her to get the fuck out. Now, all the while she was moving out, he already had his next bitch all moved into the room. He packed up babymoms shit, and unpacked the sidechicks shit.And she lived downstairs from them. Shit blew my mind LOL. That whole family is the definition of the phrase 'I aint shit.' ♥
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